1. Let me get this straight… Jack’s internal organs are immune to knives and his ribs are bullet resistant… Yep, that sounds about right.
2. Why are the streets of New York consistently wet, even though we’ve not seen any rain in the last 12 hours?
3. What does the President do when she has nowhere else to turn? She says, “Get me Jack Bauer.”
4. Prez Taylor to Jack: “I’d feel alot better knowing you were on the job.” Yeah, come on over and leave the whole “hunt for the nuclear bomb goose chase” and play bodyguard for a little while . Okay, that makes sense….uh, no.
5. Jack gets to the UN and meets President Hassan in 4 minutes. In New York City. During the morning commute.
6. That’s quite a knapsack Jack is carrying when he arrives to meet President Hassan at the UN.
7. Madam President: “Let’s win this one for the Gipper!” Yeah, I thought she went a little too far there. Nice speech though.
8. Not a good time for a heart attack, huh? The timing on this show is unbelievable!!!!
9. In the shootout, the side window of the transport vehicle was shattered by a bullet. So, CTU gets armored Yukons that withstand gunfire but the Secret Service doesn’t?
10. President Hassan wants to help the agents who are getting slaughtered and offers to distract the gunmen attacking them with his rendition of “Don’t be Cruel.” Jack tells him that was a kind gesture. Hassan responds in his best Elvis voice, “Thank you… thank you very much.”
11. Jack: “I don’t take orders from anyone accept the President.” Yeah, say that now…
